Badcock Tour
Working in the Adult Entertainment Industry, Darcie’s used to being surrounded by dicks all day. She’s just tired of dating them.
Three friends. Too many drinks. A terribly awesome idea.
A girl can be played so many times before she snaps. Enough is enough. Time to turn the tables.
This summer, the playees become the players. And brace yourself. Sh*t’s about to get weird.
***WARNING*** If you do not have a twisted sense of humor, a dirty mind, enjoy getting laid, enjoy a laugh or five, and aren’t into women who swear like drunken sailors then this book isn’t for you. Derail, derail this cocktrain now.
Three friends. Too many drinks. A terribly awesome idea.
A girl can be played so many times before she snaps. Enough is enough. Time to turn the tables.
This summer, the playees become the players. And brace yourself. Sh*t’s about to get weird.
***WARNING*** If you do not have a twisted sense of humor, a dirty mind, enjoy getting laid, enjoy a laugh or five, and aren’t into women who swear like drunken sailors then this book isn’t for you. Derail, derail this cocktrain now.
All aboard the Cocktrain Express!! Once it starts, it doesn’t
stop, so sit back and enjoy the ride! You should probably fasten your seat belts
or hold on to something first though, because you will be thrust from one
insane moment to the next without any time to catch your breath! Throughout
this experience, you will be equally delighted, amused, turned on, and
sometimes horrified at the situations the main characters get themselves
into, and just when you think you know where this journey is taking you, an unexpected
turn will make the trip even better!
“I’ve always wanted to take a trip to pound town with an
Irishmen. If they can talk like that with their tongues, imagine what else they
can do with it.”
Darcie walks in on her boyfriend having sex with his
assistant in his office. This is twice as messed up as it sounds, because
Darcie works there with him. After making this discovery, she promptly quits,
and when she tells her best friends what happened, they have a great idea about
what to do to help her get over it.
“So the guys here are shit. Maybe we’ll have better luck
tasting all the flavors the world has to offer.”
“Think about it. Curing you of your problems one
international cock ride at a time.”
Darcie, Lisa, and Jodi make plans to travel throughout
Ireland sampling all the fine cock it has to offer, and sample it they do! Strippers,
one night stands, and a menage a trois for good measure! Eventually, they meet
three guys that they want to ride more than once. If you can believe it, that’s
when things really start to get wild!
Badcock Tour is an outrageous romantic comedy full of action
and over the top shenanigans with a brilliant twist! This book has amazing
friendships, hot guys, crazy sex, and an abundance of hilarity! It also has a
lot of cock, and I’m a big fan of cock, so no complaints here! Darcie, Lisa,
and Jodi are lovable, fun, loyal, brave, batshit crazy bitches you will fall in
love with immediately! They always have each other’s back and love each other
fiercely. There’s no doubt that you will probably see you and your friends in
these characters at some point, but even if you don’t, the cocksisterhood is a
beautiful thing that you’ll be glad you got to experience. The Badcock Tour is
an adventure worth taking, and if you decide to hop on this cocktrain, I know you
won’t regret it!
There's no better way to pique someone's interest in a book than a title with a masive cock in it an a warning in the blurb that can wake up the craziness in you. This is the reason why my ass is sooooo damn thrilled to read this book. You see, this my first of Christine Besze and I tell you...this author made a hell of impression out of me. I am into romcom but the BadCock Tour is uniquely written that I almost messaged and bug the hell out of her because she's crazy as fuck and I love her craziness!!! Mind you, Christine Besze, because of this book I have my sights in you.
“The cocktrain express is one that never sleeps. As long as the drinks are endless, the dick always hard and the orgasms plentiful then we will survive.”
The Badcock Tour is nothing I have ever expected. With no idea about the author's writing style, I sure have devoured it from start to finish. It started engaging and end up one. I have no complaints. This book is equal parts comedy, romance, heat, erotica and heart sprinkled and spiced up with OTT drama and craziness, you're definitely in for a crazy ass fuck treat! Friends since childhood, Darcie, Jodi and Lisa were in for a crazy tour after Darcie's failed relationship. A tour that lead them to all the craziness that had me growing an abs because of the laughter I did and cost me a lot of knickers, not because I peed while laughing but due to the hot scenes thrown at me I thought I choked myself with a dick. Because well, Cock.Is.Everywhere.Yeah... yeah... way over dramatic but you cannot blame me!! Read it for yourself because there's no way I will spoil you or give you details any more. Trust the author when she said, "It does not follow the traditional one hero, one heroine format."Because this book sure did not. Everything was centered about this three crazy friends and their friendship and to what extent are they gonna do for each other. You'll be in for a great ride.
I did. I love it and I enjoyed every moment I had with it. It doesn't matter how many times I was thrown with so much sex toys and lubes and any shenanigans and everything in betweens because in the end, I get it. I may have laughed so hard, fell in love with the characters, almost called my blog sisters so we can do our own Badcock Tour... I sooo totally get it. This book, their shenanigans, their journey calls for a friendship to no end. I love how Christine portrayed it like this. I love the uniqueness she brought to convey such deep friendship and I love knowing I read and enjoyed it.
Indeed,
Cocksisters before misters.
"That’s the thing about the cocksisterhood. It’s not about who has the most money, the best clothes, or even the best life. It’s about adventures and the ones crazy enough to have them with you. Life should always be about three things: Love, Laughter, and Orgasms."
Great job, Christine Besze! Can't wait for the next book!
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