May 19, 2016

Release Day Blitz & Book Review: Panty Whisperer The Complete Series by Sloane Howell

panty whisperer - release day.jpg

AP new - buy the book.jpg

Amazon US  Amazon UK  Amazon CA  


Panty Whisperer cms2.jpg

AP new - synopsis.jpg

I love women. I’m not ashamed to admit that making a beautiful woman come is my main goal in life—one that I accomplish night after night. Women are as drawn to me as I am to them. I don’t get turned down. It’s not a brag, just a fact. At least it was a fact. Until I met Quinn—the one woman who didn’t fall for my easy charm. Now, I have to have her. She may not want to get close, may not want to admit that I turn her on and can give her a night that she’ll never forget, but she was mine the first moment I saw her. Eventually, I’ll have her beneath me, my hands in her hair, and my name on her lips. It’s what I do. I’m the Panty Whisperer.

AP new - excerpt.jpg

"Jesus Christ. You're going to leave me on the side of the highway?" I glare back at him. "Why are you doing this?"
"Because it's my job."
I stare at him like he's some kind of strange alien. "What the fuck are you talking about? This is your job? You're not making any sense."
He rolls his eyes and starts slow clapping. "Very good, Herbert. Jesus H Christ, man."
I'm still trying to figure out what he's talking about as I lean up against the car. He still looks like he wants to whip my ass on the side of the road.
"Well, explain. I'm so stupid I obviously don't get it."
I can practically hear his jaw grinding. "Have you thought about Quinn the entire trip?" He takes a step toward me.
I try to think. Actually, I haven't thought about her once.
"Or have you been pissed at me the entire time?"
I shove my hands in my pockets and look down at the ground.
"That's what I thought. You've been pissed off at me. Worried about how fast we're going. Do you know why I'm going slow? Because that girl that you supposedly love needs some fucking time to think. And god forbid she get more than just a couple of hours because the goddamned Panty Whisperer isn't getting what he wants at the moment." He takes another step toward me, and his eyes are bloodshot, haunting me as I look up at him. "Oh, you can blow her off for days, and she's just supposed to drop everything for you. When you decide to come around. When you just show up at the airport, and her fucking job, busting into the middle of meetings at her work. No, you're a fucking train wreck right now and I'm tired of watching you fuck it up. Tommy will take it from here. And if it means you being a pissed off little cry baby in the seat next to me, so be it, if it keeps you from being a little clingy ass stalker."
I look at him, knowing he's right, and the anger seems to have faded with his words. I give him a slight shrug. "I didn't stalk her."
A smile tries to fight through his now fake anger. "Yes you did. You stalked that poor girl all stalkily. Stalker Texas Ranger. You could write a short story about it if you want, William Stalkner."
I turn to get in the car as he walks around the front, still staying in character as he points two fingers at his eyes and then points them at me. He opens his door and gets back in the car. Turning the key, he looks over at me.
"Go ahead, I know you have at least one more." I chuckle.
"I don't know what you're talking about." He puts the car in drive and gets back on the highway.
I reach for my phone to check my messages.
"Don't you pull out that goddamn phone." He gives me a side eye. "Fuck around and Joffrey will cut your head off, Ned Stalk."

The thought of me will be a thirst you can't quench, a drug you can't have, an itch that can't be scratched, no matter how hard you try. Nobody will send a shock of neural ecstasy from your pulsating little cunt to the tips of your toes the way I will. Care to bet me?
Sloane Howell! Damn! I haven't read any of your work but this and I was dripping! ;) Hooooot this book is sooooo damn hot and sizzling with touch of romance..humor...loling and nerdy scenes with all those Star Wars conversations that had me missing that movie! Indeed the title of this book speaks for itself and definitely more! It's brilliant!
"You are a fucking god." No. No I'm not. I'm the panty whisperer.
So, this book follows the story of Joel Hannovel a.k.a "The Panty Whisperer"..his quests for sexual encounters...his love for making women them the desires and pleasure they never thought they want. Doesn't matter what kinds of long as he wants her, he would definitely get her. Until he met Quinn...a and intriguing woman who doesn't fall easily in his charm. He would do anything though just to make this woman scream his name. And What was supposed to be a revenge for a friend turned into something more....

I must admit it's my first Sloane Howell's book. I was really intrigued when I read the blurb and I know right there and then that I have to read it stat. I am not disappointed though, I enjoyed every reading moment I had with this book. In all fairness, Sloane could definitely write a smut with a taste brilliantly! First few pages and I was fanning. He started it off with all his conquests and I was like, "whoa! this is awesome!" Mind you every hot scenes was written flawlessly and feels so damn real. No unnecessary twists and turns but a straight forward story telling of this man and his quests for "pussies" meeting the woman he never thought would mean so much to him..his growth .. oh no, scratch that..both their growth and their journey...

And well, this book wouldn't be complete without their friends. I tell you, if you love the lead ones you'll definitely love the secondary characters. Their just both adorable and reading their share in this story made your read worthy and more enjoyable.

To top it all, this story is good. Fast paced, lighthearted and hilarious! The sex scenes may be plenty but trust me, it really was written with taste and this book is definitely more than that.

A must read! Highly recommended!

PW teaser1.JPG

PW teaser8.jpg

pw teaser2.jpg

AP new -about the author.jpg

Sloane Howell lives in the Midwest United States and writes dirty stories. When not reading or writing he enjoys hanging out with his family, watching sports, playing with the dogs, traveling, and engaging his readers on social media. You can almost always catch him on Twitter posting something goofy.

Visit his web page to sign up for his mailing list to get updates on new releases, promos, and giveaways. Thanks for reading.

Author Links


Post a Comment


© Chatterbooks Book Blog. Made with love by The Dutch Lady Designs.